diff --git a/src/data/splashes.ts b/src/data/splashes.ts
index fae5395..f921b13 100644
--- a/src/data/splashes.ts
+++ b/src/data/splashes.ts
@@ -111,7 +111,7 @@ export const SPLASHES = [
   "BIG SHOT",
   "A burning memory",
   "FREE MONEY!",
-  "Can You Really Call This A Hotel. I didn't Reveive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything",
+  "Can You Really Call This A Hotel?",
   "Try Indie Game",
   "SHARK WITH LEGS!",
   "it's a seal!",
@@ -129,8 +129,8 @@ export const SPLASHES = [
   "Woo, reddit!",
   "piebot was here!",
   "Legacy in an evolved manner.",
-  "neoapps is cool!",
-  "neoapps has put a self insert into this program!",
+  "neoapps is cool!", //neo: i dont think so lmao
+  "neoapps put a self-insert in this!",
   "Also try neoLegacy!",
   "$20 is $20",
   "no RenderDragon!",
@@ -142,7 +142,6 @@ export const SPLASHES = [
   "Also try LC Launcher!",
   "Exclusively abandonware!",
   "100% legal in all 3 states (of matter)",
-  "Herobrine has been confirmed we are fighting him please help",
   "LGTM",
   "git revert",
   "We do not crypto mine on your computer.",
@@ -213,24 +212,24 @@ export const SPLASHES = [
   "Can you guys add this one",
   "It's pronounced manga, actually.",
   "If you find a bug, don't report it",
-  "I don't know what woke means can someone tell me",
+  "I don't know what 'woke' means",
   "I HATE WHEN PEOPLE USE UPPERCASE LETTERS",
   "Erm.... He's right behind me, isn't he?",
   'What does "the" even mean man',
   "Tip: Bigger, longer and uncut.",
   "This is the longest sentence ever",
-  "This is the shortest sentence scientifically possible, according to me.",
+  "The shortest sentence scientifically possible.",
   "Must... Not... Report... To Microslop!!...",
-  "When using a electric guitar, use a bass amp for better sound quality!",
+  "Use a bass amp for an electric guitar!",
   "Never piss too hard",
   "This text contains 44 letters",
   "Infinity + 1, Dork!",
-  "Gold is useless if you don't think about it too hard",
+  "Gold is useless if you think about it",
   "(Kissing sounds)",
-  "You look so much like my best friend, I feel a little gay sitting next to you!",
+  "You look like my best friend, I feel gay",
   "You're using asterisks wrong*",
   "Edgy humor is soo edgy",
-  "I LOVE YURI!!!!!!!                 oh and yaoi ig",
+  "I LOVE YURI!!!!!!! oh and yaoi ig",
   "RIP PrismaChunk0's Dog 2010-2026",
   "Guess who's back, back again!",
   "Minecraft: Playstation®4 Edition!",